About Us

Sharon Lauren Khan is a 47-year-old health centre receptionist who enjoys sailing, drinking and extreme ironing. She is exciting and inspiring, but can also be very violent and a bit stingy.

She is addicted to alcohol, something which her friend Rae Maria Rose pointed out when she was 15. The problem intensified in 1989. Sharon has lost five jobs as a result of her addiction, specifically: golf caddy, local activist, cleaner at a studio, admin assistant and sous chef.

She is a German Muslim. She started studying medicine at college but never finished the course. She has a severe phobia of apostrophes

Physically, Sharon is not in great shape. She needs to lose quite a lot of weight. She is very short with walnut skin, brown hair and black eyes. She has Due to the alcohol, Sharon looks older than her actual age..

She grew up in an upper class neighbourhood. Her father left when she was young, leaving her with her mother, who was an addict.

She is currently married to Marion Jakob Bell. Marion is 16 years older than her and works as a novelist.

Sharon has five children with husband Marion: Louis aged 4, Felix aged 8, Callan aged 9, Lukas aged 10 and Theresa aged 16.

Sharon’s best friend is a health centre receptionist called Rae Rose. They have a very firey friendship. They enjoy working on cars together.